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Yes. But more and more often now people compliment me on being so happy. I have been accused of being unfazed by what life brings. Optimistic always. Bruised but never broken. I don't mind it.
Today I gave a presentation to our entire company, and I kicked ass at it. Surprisingly, I wasn't nervous at all. I prayed beforehand, cared about the subject of my presentation, and was proud after.
(Though if I'm being honest, when they handed me the mic, I kept thinking of that scene in The Wedding Date when Kat's mother is trying to toast to her youngest daughter and Kat turns and gasps, "Oh good Lord, who gave that woman an amp!?")
So after the presentation I politely greeted a random production coworker in the hall. Random Coworker said that my smile was contagious. Then Random Coworker said, "You are always so happy... I want what you've got. Whatever you've got going on, it makes you happy. I want it."
Oh yes. JESUS.
Overwhelmingly, certainly, more than any other happiness or shield or armor or battle cry I may ever have or need, I HAVE JESUS. He is my light. He IS my smile.
It was the best compliment. Thanks, Random Coworker.
PS: Are you mad at me yet for not posting anything new on the house? Don't be. I'm trying to finish painting my next project so that I can show you. Life is bursting at the seams, so it's taking me longer to paint than I expected. Please be patient.
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Image is Pioneer Woman's lasagna.
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We had a mighty busy weekend.
I was successful at my last push to unpack some important boxes, finish up the cabinets, hang some artwork, and ready the house for Nana's visit last week. I plum tuckered myself out.
This past weekend was so nice with Nana at the house. I was able to nap on Saturday and Sunday. That hasn't happened in a very long time. We cooked, we crocheted, we played with the kids and watched lots of The Golden Girls - all of us together.
On Saturday we took the kids to the town Halloween carnival. It wasn't until we were inside the auditorium with the kids in their costumes that I realized Mabel's Elmo... was a boy. Oh well. She loved it.
Saturday night I went to a double birthday party; the entire town was invited and it was a blast. It was delicious to leave Nana with the kids and head out for some fun - no worries at all. And I can walk to and from!
I found fun, all right. Fun with friends (such good, good people), fun dancing... and fun with Frank Sinatra and the 6'6" viking who dipped me. YOWZA.
So, we're all recuperating. I'll upload the photos from the weekend this evening, K?
Mmmm-kay.
This one is NOT child-friendly. Please remove the baby from your breast before you read this post.
Okay, I know I'm promising pictures of the house and I have two good reasons why I don't have them for you yet:
1. Judy is in Da Plains and spending time with her has a higher priority
2. I have to tell you about this first. I have to purge it from my soul.
So, after we picked up Nana from the airport, we all went to Cracker Barrel for dinner. It was good times. Judy shared The Spinach Story. Each of the boys took turns telling Nana about school and football and the sitter's house. Mabel colored.
Somewhere during dinner, Mabel decided to color again. She was finished with her plate and lifted it up over her head. "Mama, I all done," she said, and grabbed up the little box of crayons after I rescued the plate.
First, blue. "Dis one GWEEN!" she exclaimed.
Then, yellow. "WED, Mama!"
Clearly we have work to do. I mean, the child already knows her left from her right, but she is sadly behind when it comes to colors. It's true.
She colored some on the paper, some on the table, and I wondered why - after 8 years - Cracker Barrel STILL had non-washable crayons. I mean, seriously. I digress...
The funny is coming, I swear.
Mabel was quiet for a while and when I looked over, I noticed her struggling to get the crayons in the box. Or out of the box, or something. I don't know but her face was red and she was getting upset. Things weren't working out right.
"Are they stuck?" I asked her.
"F*ck," she said.
Both of the boys dropped their forks. Their eyes were wide as saucers. **blink-blink** **blink-blink** Silence.
I was not alarmed. In fact, I remained entirely calm. Third child and all. "No, Sweetie. Stuck. SSSSSSSSSSSTUCK. Say 'stuck'," I tried.
"F*ck." She grew more agitated as she tried to get those crayons to go where she wanted them to go. "F*CK, Mama! Help me, help me! Mama, they f*ck!"
People started to stare. My mom FINALLY looked up from her chicken to hear her darling granddaughter say it again.
She waved the crayon box over her head and raised her voice. "THEY F*CK, MOMMY! HELP ME!"
The look on my mother's face was beyond priceless. It was if all things holy came to an end at that very moment. She had absolutely no idea what to say or do except stare in disbelief.
I'm not sure Judy knows that word. I mean, she does... she knows it's like the dirtiest dirty word.
Judy lowered her head as far as she could, craned her neck over her plate, and whispered, "Did she say-"
"F*ck."
The boys laughed. Loudly.
Yep. She did.
"Mom, Mabel is saying -"
"SHE ISN'T SAYING THAT. SHE IS TRYING TO SAY 'STUCK'. SAY SSSSSSTUCK, MABEL!" I tried to stop the bleeding.
"Sssssssss-f*ck," she tried.
In fact, Mabel tried for more than 30 minutes. We'd be ignoring her and get a forkful of food in our mouths and she'd say it again. I tried so hard not to laugh. I mean, seriously. This is not something I say in front of my children. This is not a story to be proud of. I get it. The more the boys laughed, the more Mabel thought this new word was fun to say.
We tried to ignore her but the damn crayons were still stuck. She was only trying to tell us about it and here we were, laughing at her. Poor thing.
Poor, sweet, innocent thing.
I threatened the boys within an inch of their skins if they made her say it at the sitter's today.
So, yes. October 21 will forever be the day that Nana came to Da Plains for a visit. It will be the day that we shared a lovely dinner together at Cracker Barrel.
It will also be the day my daughter dropped the F-Bomb for the first time.
Nice.
"Then I started laughing and haven't quit since," she said.
